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faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

voslaarum:

“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

persephoneshadow:

theoverlordmisha:

streetlightarson:

frillious:

you know all the stereotypes of Washington with all the “OMG RAIN AND CLOUDS AND COFFEE AND HIPSTERS LOL ITS COLD AND WET THERE”
those make me laugh because while that’s pretty much true on the West Coast
that’s about 1/3 of the entire state guys
you all just don’t know about the East side because we don’t talk about it

A decent amount of Washington is actually Desert. We don’t acknowledge that part of the state.

as a resident of Eastern Washington, I can attest to the validity of this post.

Same for Oregon.

But the best part about Eastern Washington is the GIANT NUCLEAR SITE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING
PARTS OF WHICH REMAIN UNMAPPED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES
:3 I totally grew up there.

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

persephoneshadow:

theoverlordmisha:

streetlightarson:

frillious:

you know all the stereotypes of Washington with all the “OMG RAIN AND CLOUDS AND COFFEE AND HIPSTERS LOL ITS COLD AND WET THERE”

those make me laugh because while that’s pretty much true on the West Coast

that’s about 1/3 of the entire state guys

you all just don’t know about the East side because we don’t talk about it

A decent amount of Washington is actually Desert. We don’t acknowledge that part of the state.

as a resident of Eastern Washington, I can attest to the validity of this post.

Same for Oregon.

But the best part about Eastern Washington is the GIANT NUCLEAR SITE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING

PARTS OF WHICH REMAIN UNMAPPED FOR SECURITY PURPOSES

:3 I totally grew up there.

uugh I’m trying to write but I can’t stop staring at Tumblr and refreshing it mindlessly

I can’t decide how to go about the writing because I don’t want to write ten pages of explanatory exposition I just want to get to them being stupid at each other

icantspellmynameright:

magic conch shell should i start my homework

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the conch has spoken

landlord told me he broke down and bought two boxes of Hamburger Helper today because of me (because I cook it semi-regularly)

as though I eat it because I genuinely enjoy it and not because I can spend $7 on five meals when I buy it

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

Fucking useless piece of shit coworker just

WATCHES

AND WALKS AROUND WHISTLING (WHICH IS ANNOYING AS SHIT)

WHILE I AM ASS-DEEP IN DRINK ORDERS AND HAVE BEEN FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES WHILE THE OTHER COWORKER IS FRANTICALLY RINGING

and then has the gall to go “That’s how we do it” when we’re done as if he did a single fucking thing to help

all he did was get in my way and make noise and once put a can of whipped cream next to my arm

you useless piece of utter garbage

tali's loyalty mission in ME2

admiralty: you need to present evidence to convince us not to exile tali
shepard: my evidence is fuck you
admiralty: tali'zorah we declare you not guilty