ZThemes

well I’ve been sucked back into Aion

good-bye friends

I was looking for my mouse pad but couldn’t find it so I just grabbed the first smooth, vaguely-cushy thing I could find

turned out to be my high school diploma but let’s face it, it’s probably getting more use right now and it’s current position as a gaming mousepad is one of the few things from high school to make me genuinely happy

hinaegg:

i can check tumblr with my phone while in bed now

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I love just laying in bed when I wake up and checking Tumblr

alternatively, reading fic on my phone before I go to bed

I haven’t played DA2 in awhile and I’m finally doing my canon run, which involves a mage Hawke and romancing Fenris

I forgot how utterly impossible this is

felisirbis:

If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

I can’t actually plan to check my bank account anymore

I have to do it on a whim, when a sudden surge of adrenaline takes over and gives me the courage to check

thelilnan:

it’s undeniable that the romanticized abusive relationship is the worst part of 50 Shades of Grey, but people are forgetting that the rest of the book is also irritatingly bad
"as I floor it" would have worked. "as I put the pedal to the metal" would have been fine. but EL James decided to go the extra mile and combine two fucking idioms.

thelilnan:

it’s undeniable that the romanticized abusive relationship is the worst part of 50 Shades of Grey, but people are forgetting that the rest of the book is also irritatingly bad

"as I floor it" would have worked. "as I put the pedal to the metal" would have been fine. but EL James decided to go the extra mile and combine two fucking idioms.

taletoki:

THESE INSOLENT CREATURES HAVE INFECTED THE VIRTUAL WORLD AS WELL?