My stepmother just took a picture of her breakfast (instant oatmeal in a cup) and posted it on Facebook.

I swear to god she’s regressing.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

musicalblanket replied to your post: Aeron + Benadryl = quality entertainment.

SHE’S TEXTING ME WHILE SHE DOES IT TOO. DOES SHE EVEN REMEMBER THIS.

She texted me to compliment the shape of my nose a little bit ago.

Aeron I don’t know if Violeta’s a better person than me but I’m working with you in 18 hours and I will remember this and not hesitate to use it

Aeron + Benadryl = quality entertainment.

superhighschoolleveluguu:

growlithed:

purrawontblink:

wanna know how i got these scars

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