well I’ve been sucked back into Aion
I was looking for my mouse pad but couldn’t find it so I just grabbed the first smooth, vaguely-cushy thing I could find
turned out to be my high school diploma but let’s face it, it’s probably getting more use right now and it’s current position as a gaming mousepad is one of the few things from high school to make me genuinely happy
i can check tumblr with my phone while in bed now
I love just laying in bed when I wake up and checking Tumblr
alternatively, reading fic on my phone before I go to bed
I haven’t played DA2 in awhile and I’m finally doing my canon run, which involves a mage Hawke and romancing Fenris
I forgot how utterly impossible this is
If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?
I’m, uh, asking for a friend.
i feel like there should be a german word for this.
I can’t actually plan to check my bank account anymore
I have to do it on a whim, when a sudden surge of adrenaline takes over and gives me the courage to check
it’s undeniable that the romanticized abusive relationship is the worst part of 50 Shades of Grey, but people are forgetting that the rest of the book is also irritatingly bad
"as I floor it" would have worked. "as I put the pedal to the metal" would have been fine. but EL James decided to go the extra mile and combine two fucking idioms.