ZThemes

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

I just fought for several minutes to forcefully remove a dead, partially-chewed bird from my girlfriend’s dog’s mouth while girlfriend was asleep

I’m too comfortable in this house and also Morgan owes me another smoothie now

turned-into-a-fetus:

Has anyone realized that in the manga, Edward Elric broke the forth wall? imageBecause I realized 

elemei:

end me

My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

I fused two tomes and this is the first time I’ve had an item with more than five slots for socketing and I’m going to fucking explode how do you people do this shit

I can’t even get my armor to take five stones

inspired by (x)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it